#8
27/05/2024
55°49’50”N / 4°16’34”W
Type: Heavy Rain
Glasgow


I was standing above some kind of lobby. 

Marble this and that but the floor was obscured with hundreds of naked bodies lying on top of each other, facing down. 

I should say people rather than bodies as it gives the impression they were dead, which they weren’t.

Suddenly a presence appeared next to me, which for some reason I felt was Russel Brand, and so I naturally recoiled in disgust.

He suggested we should play a game where we take bets to see who would audibly pass wind (fart) first, and then continue to guess over a period of hours who would pass wind next.

As I turned to look at him the scene changed to some kind of montage of interviews with Brand being all smooth and overly articulate.

Luckily I woke up quite quickly after that.